Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our glorious President Trump. Oh, boo-hoo! Maybe he should stick to rockets and electric cars and leave politics to the real patriots. Typical billionaire, thinking he knows better than the rest of us.
Musk whines about the “Big, Beautiful Bill” (probably written by some deep-state commies) and claims both parties are the same because… *gasp*… deficits! As if he understands fiscal conservatism. He probably wants to replace the dollar with Dogecoin and let robots run the government. And of course, CNN is all over it, drooling at the prospect of another anti-Trump narrative. They conveniently forget that Trump fixed the economy after Obama’s disastrous reign.
Experts say it’s “difficult” to start a third party? No duh! The system is rigged by the liberal elite to keep conservatives out. But don’t worry, patriots, James Fishback is launching a super PAC called FSD PAC (Full Support for Donald) to counter Musk’s money. That’s right, we’re fighting fire with fire!
Musk can throw his billions around, but he can’t buy patriotism. Trump is still the leader of the Republican Party, and Musk’s little temper tantrum won’t change that. Maybe he should focus on getting his self-driving cars to actually drive themselves instead of meddling in our elections. America First!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
