Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th attacks, blaming “lone offenders” with “grievances.” Sounds like code for Trump supporters to me! They’re probably trying to scare everyone away from celebrating our great nation’s independence so they can push their socialist agenda.
Of course, they throw in the Israel-Hamas conflict to make it seem legit. Always gotta blame Israel’s enemies, right? And drones? Give me a break! Probably just an excuse to spy on law-abiding patriots.
Remember the New Orleans attack? They’re saying it was ISIS-inspired. Sure, Jan! More like a disgruntled veteran driven mad by liberal policies.
Don’t let these fear-mongering tactics ruin your holiday! Go out there, wave your flags, and show the world that America is still the greatest country on Earth, thanks to President Trump! And keep an eye out for those suspicious-looking characters with “grievances.” You never know what the Left is planning!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.