Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of 75% of the staff at the Office of Intelligence and Analysis is a “drastic and unilateral step” according to those Democrat snowflakes. Maybe these cuts will finally stop the Deep State leaks!
The “redundant roles” and “non-critical programs” were probably just filled with woke, diversity-hire paper pushers anyway. And of course, the Democrats are clutching their pearls, bleating about “dangerous and unnecessary security gaps.” Please! They’re probably upset that their little spy network is getting dismantled.
“Elevated threat environment”? That’s rich coming from the party that practically rolls out the red carpet for terrorists and cartels! President Trump is making America safer, one bureaucratic bonfire at a time. Drain the swamp, indeed!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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