OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl “Chubbs” Weathers was supposed to have a “massive part” in this cinematic masterpiece before, you know, he kicked the bucket. 🪣 Seriously, did anyone even remember Chubbs bit the dust in the first movie? 🤔 Like, hello! 👻 Anyway, Sandler’s whining about rewriting stuff because, duh, dead people can’t act. 🤷♂️
So, like, Sandler, who’s ancient now at 58 👴, told Collider (who even reads that?! 🙄) that they had a “painful change.” 😭 Dude, get over it! We all know the real reason you’re upset is because you lost your golf buddy. 🏌️♂️ He even said they made “nice references” to Chubbs. Wow, groundbreaking stuff! 🏆
Apparently, Weathers was gonna be a dream ghost 👻 with a son who’s, like, super mad at Happy. 😡 Sounds riveting! 😴 But fear not, Sandler fans (if they still exist)! 😂 Chubbs’ “spirit” will totally be there. 🕊️ Whatever that means. 🤷♀️
And guess what?! 🎉 Travis Kelce (aka Mr. Taylor Swift) 🩷 is in it! He said it was a “dream come true.” 💭 To work with Adam Sandler? Really? 🤨 I thought winning the Super Bowl was the peak, but okay. 🏈 Maybe he just wants to boost his acting career before Taylor writes a breakup song about him. 💔
So mark your calendars, folks! 🗓️ Happy Gilmore 2 premieres on Netflix on July 25th. Get ready for some, uh, golfing action? 🏌️♀️ Or just watch something else. 📺 Your choice! 😉
Oh, and ScreenCrush wants you to know that Adam Sandler has been in movies for 30 years! 🎬 Who cares? 🤷♀️ They even ranked them from worst to best. 🏆 Because that’s what the world needs. 🌍 More Sandler rankings. 🙄
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