Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and the liberal media is in hysterics! Poor CNN is reporting that illegal alien delivery drivers are “scared” because President Trump is actually enforcing the laws of this nation. Boo hoo!
These “migrants” (aka illegal aliens) are now afraid to do their delivery jobs because ICE is doing its job. They’re switching from mopeds to bikes to “avoid attention.” Maybe they should try, oh I don’t know, *legal* means of employment?
José from Venezuela is whining that he can’t send as much money back home. Maybe Venezuela should fix its own problems instead of exporting them to us? And now businesses are complaining about a drop in sales? Perhaps they should hire American citizens instead of relying on illegals!
The White House is committed to making D.C. “safe and beautiful again,” and the left-wing media is clutching their pearls. Cry me a river!
It’s time these illegals learn that America is not their personal piggy bank or sanctuary. If they want to “work,” they can do it legally, or better yet, go back to where they came from and fix their own countries! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
