**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but can he survive THIS?! 🤣**
Exclusive premiere! Cast, crew, and YOU (if you dare)! Witness horror history! 🤡
DISCLAIMER: Fan-made, so don’t sue us, Trancas International Films, Universal Pictures, Miramax, Blumhouse! We’re just having fun!🤪
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤