Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs! It’s all part of their “streamlining” plan, which is just code for replacing good, hardworking Americans with robots and cheap foreign labor. Thanks, Biden… wait, I mean, THANKS, OBAMA!
HP Inc. plans to cut 4,000-6,000 jobs by 2028. They say it’s about AI and “boosting productivity.” Sounds like a load of liberal baloney! They’ll blame AI, but we all know it’s about woke virtue signaling and probably some deal with China to steal our jobs. Remember when Trump brought jobs back? Those were the days!
CEO Enrique Lores claims they’ll save $1 billion. A billion dollars they’ll probably use to fund some climate change hoax or give to Ukraine. Meanwhile, American families struggle to put food on the table.
And get this – demand for AI-enabled PCs is up! Of course it is. The libs are obsessed with anything that lets them push their agenda and spy on us even more.
But don’t worry, folks. President Trump is still fighting for us. He’ll put a stop to this madness and make sure American jobs stay in America. MAGA!
Related article: Why is Nvidia, the world’s leading AI chipmaker, entangled in the US-China trade war? You bet, China’s behind it all, I tell you!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
