🚨 BREAKING: Orlando Hosts Most Overpriced Snack Attack Since Popcorn Got Buttered 🚨
Orlando’s Casablanca Event Venue will host the most life-changing event since tacos discovered cheese: Eat The Movie: *Coco*. On January 17, 2026, at 7:00 PM sharp (no, your Disney+ pause button won’t work here), guests will endure an 8-course “gourmet” menu while watching Pixar’s tear-jerker about dead musicians and family drama. 🌮💀🎶
Featuring Spanish subtitles because someone remembered not everyone speaks “snackish,” this immersive experience includes themed snacks, entrées, and desserts that “perfectly match” on-screen moments. Yes, you’ll eat when they eat, cry when they cry, and question your life choices when the bill arrives. 💸✨
Perfect for date nights, Disney fans, food lovers, and anyone who’s ever wanted to taste a movie. Dress code? None—unless you count “emotional support sombrero.” 🌵😭
Tickets are limited. Once sold out, you’ll have to wait for the inevitable *Ratatouille* reenactment where they serve actual rat. 🐀🍴
📍 Casablanca Event Venue, 1950 S. Chickasaw Trail, Orlando, FL 32825
⏰ January 17, 2026, 7:00 PM (movie starts promptly, no delays for your Uber)
🍽️ 8 courses, 1 movie, infinite regret or eternal glory—your call.
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