The Black Crowes are up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and former drummer Steve Gorman is just thrilled 🙌… or not. In a recent interview, Gorman stated that he’s “genuinely humbled” by the nomination, but let’s be real, he’s probably just relieved that he doesn’t have to deal with the drama of the reunion tour 🎉. I mean, who needs to be part of a successful band when you can just sit back and collect a paycheck, am I right?
Gorman, who was the drummer for the Black Crowes from 1989 to 2015, said that the nomination is “the easiest thing to not think about” 🙅♂️, which is probably code for “I’m trying not to think about how I got kicked out of the band” 🤣. He also mentioned that he’s “surprised” by the nomination, which is just a nice way of saying “I’m shocked that anyone still remembers me” 😂.
But hey, Gorman is taking the high road and being all gracious about the nomination 🙏. He said that it’s “greatly appreciated” and that he’s just happy to be thought of 🤔. Yeah, sure, Steve, we’re sure that’s all you’re feeling 🙄. He also talked about how the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is like having a record in stores, and how it’s a dream come true to be next to the Beatles and the Bee Gees in the “B” section 📚. Because, you know, that’s the ultimate goal for any musician: to be alphabetically close to the Beatles 🙄.
Gorman also had some choice words about the reunion tour, saying that it’s “not about their band; it was our band” 🤝. Oh, snap! He’s throwing shade at the Robinson brothers, saying that they’re just trying to keep the Black Crowes brand alive for the sake of their bank accounts 💸. But hey, who can blame them? I mean, have you seen the prices of tickets for that tour? 💸 It’s like they’re trying to pay off their mortgages or something 🏠.
In a previous interview, Rich Robinson said that Gorman was a “negative and manipulative force” in the band 🤬, which is just a nice way of saying “we didn’t want to deal with his drama anymore” 🙅♂️. But Gorman is all about preserving the legacy of the band, even if it means not being part of it 🙏. He said that the tour “has nothing to do with me” 🙅♂️, which is probably just a nice way of saying “I’m not bitter at all” 😒.
When the Black Crowes announced their split in 2014, Rich issued a statement saying that he loved his brother but couldn’t agree to give up his equal share of the band 🤝. Gorman, on the other hand, was all about getting his fair share 💸. But hey, who needs a fair share when you can just write a bestselling memoir 📚? Gorman’s book, “Hard to Handle: The Life and Death of the Black Crowes,” is probably a real page-turner 📖, full of juicy gossip and behind-the-scenes drama 🍿.
In conclusion, Steve Gorman is just thrilled about the Black Crowes’ nomination for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 🎉, and he’s totally not bitter about being excluded from the reunion tour 🙄. He’s just happy to be thought of 🤔, and he’s all about preserving the legacy of the band 🙏. Yeah, right 🙄. 🎸🔥💥
