The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥! Warner Bros. has confirmed that they’re working on a prequel to the dapper con man franchise, because who needs original ideas when you can just reuse old ones? 🤑
During their CinemaCon presentation, Warner Bros. announced that Margot Robbie will star in the new movie, which will be written and directed by Bradley Cooper, because why not? 🤷♂️ It’s not like he’s busy with his other 12 projects or anything 🤣. The movie will be a prequel to the original Ocean’s 11, which means we’ll get to see Danny Ocean’s parents pulling off an epic heist at the 1962 Monaco Grand Prix 🏎️. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world was missing: more Ocean’s 11 movies 🙄.
According to Warner Bros., the movie will be a thrilling tale of “two masterminds” who teach Danny Ocean everything he knows 🤓. Yeah, because that’s not a recipe for disaster or anything 🌪️. We can’t wait to see how this movie turns out, mainly because we love watching trainwrecks in slow motion 🚂💥. And who knows, maybe it’ll be a surprise hit and we’ll get to see a whole new generation of con artists 🤑.
But wait, there’s more! Warner Bros. is also working on Ocean’s 14, because why stop at 13? 🤣 The original cast, including George Clooney and the surviving members of the Rat Pack, will return for this sequel, which will undoubtedly be a masterpiece 🙄. David Leitch is attached to direct, because who needs Steven Soderbergh when you have the guy who directed Deadpool 2? 🤷♂️.
The untitled Ocean’s 11 prequel is set to be released on June 25, 2027, so mark your calendars 📅. Or don’t, because let’s be real, you’ll probably forget about this movie by next week 🙃. But hey, at least we’ll have the Top 100 Movies of the 90s to look forward to, because who doesn’t love a good listicle? 🎉.
In conclusion, the Ocean’s franchise is back, and it’s bringing all the excitement and thrills of a Times Square Elmo impersonator 🎭. So, buckle up, folks, and get ready for a wild ride of heists, cons, and mediocre movies 🎥. And remember, if you get bored, you can always play a game of “spot the plot hole” 🎲. Happy watching! 🍿👍
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
