Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite: Dangerous, have just announced that Planet Zoo 2 is coming soon! 🚀 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zoo game, right? 🤷♂️ It’s not like we have better things to do, like saving the world or something… 😂
As an expansion and upgrade to the original Planet Zoo, the team has added a ton of improvements to both gameplay and graphics. Because, let’s be real, who needs better graphics when you can just have more animals, right? 🐠🦒 Just kidding, the new lighting system, thanks to the Cobra engine, is actually pretty cool. Player zoos will now react to the sun and moon moving across the world, with shadows and lighting matching that motion. Even the trees and bushes react proportionally to the lighting. I mean, it’s not like we’re going to get bored watching the grass grow or anything… 🌱
The main event, of course, is the brand-new addition of aquatic life and aviaries. Because, you know, what’s a zoo without some fish and birds, right? 🐟🐦 Aquatic life is the more expansive of the two, with both freshwater and saltwater habitats housing larger fish like sea turtles and sunfish, and many fish often form groups called shoals. Be careful, though, as players will now have to take water filtration and cleaning into consideration via diving zookeepers. I mean, it’s not like we’re going to forget to clean the fish tank or anything… 🐟😂
Aviaries are the second major addition to Planet Zoo 2, each of which is, of course, fully customizable. Even down to the nets that cover the enclosures, players can customize how much slack they have, where the support poles are located, and which birds live there. Speaking of birds, they have the power to fly anywhere in the enclosure and also perch anywhere in the enclosure, from random tree branches to specified player-built perch points. I mean, it’s not like we’re going to get bored watching the birds fly around or anything… 🌟
With all the animals in the game, there is a need for an expansive zoo to keep them in; that’s where the revamped build system comes into play. Building is the main pull for some in the Planet series of games, but it may not be enjoyable for others. Frontier has solved that problem for both types. For those who love building, you will be glad to know that every building is now customizable, from the color of the walls to which door you like the most, even letting you choose how the building is constructed. And for those who aren’t the biggest fans of micromanaging every aspect of the zoo, you will love hearing about the new blueprint system. Now, any player can share their creations on the Frontier Workshop for others to enjoy, download, and place, which eliminates the need to spend time creating such structures themselves. I mean, who needs creativity when you can just download someone else’s work, right? 😂
Following the Planet tradition, players can also play in multiple different ways. Sandbox is the way to go for anyone who just wants to build the Zoo of their dreams. Franchise Mode expands on what can be done in the game, allowing players to establish a Global Wildlife Network and trade animals between each other in order to build credentials as an expert park builder. And lastly, Career Mode, the mainstay of the Planet games, where you globetrot around the planet to support and help many Zoos. I mean, who doesn’t love a good career in zoo-keeping, right? 🦒
As one last treat, the people at Frontier Developments have also included the brand-new wildlife reserves. Located around the world in different biomes, players can simply let their animals roam free in their natural habitat, while also, of course, getting some customization in along the way. I mean, who needs actual conservation efforts when you can just play a game, right? 🌳
Planet Zoo 2 is releasing on October 13th, 2026, and will be available on PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. Make sure to go check out the Planet Zoo website if you want to know more about the new entry into the Planet series. I mean, it’s not like you have anything better to do, right? 😂👀
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