Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding away at Kyiv with ballistic missiles, targeting civilians, because that’s just how they roll. I mean, who needs a good night’s sleep when you can have explosions and chaos, right? It’s like they’re trying to make a point, but I’m not sure what that point is, other than “we’re really good at being awful”.
I’m reading this article on CNN, and it’s saying that despite all the craziness, Ukraine is actually making some progress with their longer-range strikes on Moscow. I guess you could say they’re giving Russia a taste of their own medicine, and I’m not sure how that’s going to play out. It’s like a big game of chess, except instead of pawns, they’re using ballistic missiles.
Now, I’m no expert, but it seems like Russia might be running low on munitions, which could be a bit of a problem for them. I mean, you can’t just magic up more missiles out of thin air, unless you’re some kind of superhero or something. And Ukraine, on the other hand, seems to be gaining ground, which is good news for them, I suppose. It’s all very confusing, but I’m sure it’ll all make sense in the end, or not.
CNN’s Nick Paton Walsh is saying that there are questions about how long President Putin can keep this war going, and I’m like, “yeah, no kidding”. I mean, it’s not like Russia has a bottomless pit of resources or anything. Although, they do have a lot of oil, so maybe they’ll just use that to fund their war efforts or something. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start selling t-shirts to raise money, “I survived the Ukraine war” or something like that.
In conclusion, the situation in Ukraine is still a mess, and I’m not sure when it’s all going to end. But hey, at least it’s making for some interesting reading, and I’m sure the folks at CNN are having a field day with all the dramatic headlines. I mean, somewhere in Atlanta, a producer is probably high-fiving someone for coming up with the phrase “Russia’s onslaught of overnight strikes”, because that sounds super scary and stuff. Anyway, I’m going to go refill my coffee cup and see what other chaos the world has in store for us today.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
