FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

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FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make of it. I mean, 78 minutes is a long time to be listening to anything, let alone a metal album. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe they’re just trying to make up for lost time or something. The album has 9 tracks, including a cover of IMMORTAL’s “Beyond the North Waves” and PINK FLOYD’s “Another Brick in the Wall Pt. II”, because why not, right? 🤔

The album starts off with “Obduktion”, which is reminiscent of INSOMNIUM and MOONSORROW, and sets the tone for the rest of the album. Then there’s “Herbstwanderung”, “Knie nieder”, “Im Wind”, and “Stille Nacht”, all of which showcase the band’s ability to craft emotive and impactful songs. But let’s be real, the real star of the show is the 24-minute epic “Leere”, which is a masterclass in progressive metal. I mean, it’s like they took all the best parts of folk metal, threw in some prog elements, and then hit puree. 🌪️

The Folk Metal Genre Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting

FINSTERFORST has always been a bit of an outlier in the folk metal genre, and “Still” is no exception. They’re not afraid to experiment and push the boundaries of what’s considered “traditional” folk metal. And hey, it pays off. The album is a wild ride, full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Or, you know, it might just put you to sleep. Either way, it’s a journey. 🌄

But seriously, “Still” is a testament to the band’s creativity and skill. Guitarist Simon Käflein has outdone himself, and vocalist Oliver Berlin’s performance is top-notch. The album is a must-listen for fans of the genre, and even if you’re not a fan of folk metal, it’s still worth checking out. Just, you know, maybe break it up into smaller chunks. 78 minutes is a long time, man. 🕰️

Is This the Best Album of the Year? Maybe, Maybe Not, But It’s Definitely Something

Look, I’m not going to sit here and tell you that “Still” is the best album of the year. That’s a bold claim, and I’m not bold. But I will say that it’s definitely an album that will get people talking. It’s a game-changer, a genre-bender, a… you get the idea. It’s a thing, and it’s a thing that you should listen to. Or not. I mean, it’s not like I’m getting paid to promote it or anything. 🤑

In all seriousness, “Still” is a great album that showcases FINSTERFORST’s unique sound and style. It’s a must-listen for fans of folk metal, and even if you’re not a fan of the genre, it’s still worth checking out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, and maybe have a few beers handy. Or a few hours to spare. Either way, it’s going to be a journey. 🎸

So, what’s the verdict? Is “Still” a masterpiece or a mess? Honestly, I’m still not sure. But one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely something. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you should give it a listen. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. 😂

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