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Day: December 11, 2024

Drones Revealed To Be Iranian After Closer Inspection
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Drones Revealed To Be Iranian After Closer Inspection

December 11, 2024

NEWARK, NJ — A pressing mystery that had puzzled government officials and the general public alike was solved today, as…

Are You Old? Know The Signs
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Are You Old? Know The Signs

December 11, 2024

As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, “Hey, am…

«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨
From Family Dinners to Bar Fights: How Mariah Carey’s Iconic Track Became 2024’s Most Dangerous Song 🎶🥊
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«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨

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There’s no doubt about it – Mariah Carey’s timeless Christmas anthem, «All I Want for Christmas Is You», has become…

Brett Cooper Leaves Daily Wire, Causing Andrew Klavan To Regain Title Of Daily Wire’s Most Attractive Host
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Brett Cooper Leaves Daily Wire, Causing Andrew Klavan To Regain Title Of Daily Wire’s Most Attractive Host

December 11, 2024

NASHVILLE, TN — Andrew Klavan has reclaimed his title of Most Attractive Daily Wire Host in the wake of Brett…

Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm
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Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm

December 11, 2024

CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this…

Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians
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Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians

December 11, 2024

U.S. — WNBA player Caitlin Clark explained in an interview with TIME that she has been the beneficiary of white…

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Emotional Nation Gathers Outside Main Street TV Store To Watch Monster Truck Land On Smaller Truck

December 11, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionABILENE, KS—Holding their loved ones close in astonishment as they witnessed thehistory-making broadcast, an emotional nation reportedly gathered…

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