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Day: December 16, 2024

🧨🎷 From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash
🎶•✨ Look Outside Your Wallet: Slipknot’s Hidden Rock Album Isn’t About Music, It’s About Millions!
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🧨🎷 From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash

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In the wild world of heavy metal and clown-faced chaos, Slipknot has always been known for their hardcore music, insane…

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    Read MoreThe OnionMADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least…

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Historians In Year 3400 Still Struggling To Figure Out Why Beyonce Was Famous

December 16, 2024

3400 AD — According to reports, researchers in the year 3400 are still struggling to discover why an artist and…

The Onion

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    Read MoreThe OnionMufasa: The Lion King, the prequel to the 2019 photorealistic remake of The Lion King, arrives in theaters…

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    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Staring blankly at the 27-year-old woman sitting across from him, musical artist Justin Bieber told reporters Thursday…

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