Jets Fans Required To Sign NDA Before Leaving Stadium
Read MoreThe OnionEAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—With security checkpoints having been set up near every exit, New York Jets fans were reportedly…
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60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire’s Gun Control Policies
NEW YORK, NY — With firearm violence dominating the news once again, CBS News sought to highlight the progress being…
Dad Can’t Wait To Play With The Toys He Got His Kids For Christmas
BLUE SPRINGS, MO — As holiday preparations continued to be made, one local dad could hardly contain his excitement for…
🎥 Rammstein’s «Behind the Scenes» Doc Shocks Fans: Zero Music, All Bedroom Action! 🌈
If you thought Rammstein’s new documentary «Behind the Scenes of the World Stadium Tour 2019-2024» would reveal the secrets of…
Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
Read MoreThe OnionLAS VEGAS—Stressing how much it meant to Mrs. Claus’ sister to be included for the first time in…