Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ

Accept

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! ๐Ÿค˜ Like, who even HAS that much free time? And more importantly, who actually *wants* to watch it? Seriously, get a life! ๐Ÿ™„ Anyway, here’s the setlist for all you die-hard Accept fans who haven’t heard these songs a million times already. ๐Ÿ˜ด

  • 01. The Reckoning (Because apparently, they’re still reckoning with something… probably their relevance. ๐Ÿ˜‚)
  • 02. Humanoid (Are they admitting they’re robots now? ๐Ÿค” Explains a lot.)
  • 03. Restless And Wild (More like “Restless And Mild” these days. ๐Ÿ‘ด)
  • 04. Straight Up Jack (Is this a song about booze? Groundbreaking. ๐Ÿ™„)
  • 05. Midnight Mover (Moving at midnight because they can’t get a gig during daylight hours? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
  • 06. Demon’s Night / Starlight / Losers And Winners / Flash Rockin’ Man (A medley of mediocrity! ๐ŸŽ‰)
  • 07. Princess Of The Dawn (More like “Princess Of The Retirement Home.” ๐Ÿ‘ต)
  • 08. Metal Heart (Probably needs a pacemaker by now. ๐Ÿซ€)
  • 09. Teutonic Terror (The only terror is how long this show is. ๐Ÿ’€)
  • 10. Fast As A Shark (More like “Slow As A Snail.” ๐ŸŒ)
  • 11. Balls To The Wall (More like “Wrinkles To The Wall.” ๐ŸŒฐ)

So, Wolf Hoffmann, bless his heart, was yapping to some dude named Mark Strigl (who?) about their “plans.” ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, they’re planning another tour. Groundbreaking! ๐Ÿ™„ But he can’t talk about it yet because…reasons! ๐Ÿคซ Ooh, so mysterious! And get this, they’re having a 50-year anniversary tour next year! ๐Ÿฅณ Because who *doesn’t* want to celebrate a band that should have retired decades ago? ๐Ÿคฃ

And the drama! ๐ŸŽญ Andy Sneap, the guy who usually produces their albums, is taking a “year off.” ๐Ÿ˜ญ Poor Wolf had to *beg* him! ๐Ÿฅบ But don’t worry, they found some other dude named Zeuss (with a “Z,” how edgy! ๐Ÿค˜) to fill in. Probably just as good, right? …Right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Wolfy claims this 50th-anniversary tour is going to be a “retrospective” with “guest singers and guest players.” Sounds like a desperate attempt to stay relevant if you ask me! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ He even said, “You only have one shot at a 50-year anniversaryโ€ฆ I don’t think we’ll get a chance for another one.” DUH! ๐Ÿ™„ You’ll all be pushing up daisies by then! ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’€

When asked why they’re still making music, Wolf said they’re “still hungry.” Hungry for what? More money? ๐Ÿค” He also said the fans are “eating the stuff up.” Yeah, right. Maybe the same fans who still wear acid-washed jeans and think hair metal is still cool. ๐Ÿคฃ

Apparently, Andy Sneap produced, like, a million of their albums. Good for him, I guess? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ And Zeuss worked with Rob Zombie! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Ooh, scary! ๐Ÿ‘ป

Accept has sold “millions of albums” and inspired “countless musicians.” Sure, Jan. ๐Ÿ™„ Maybe a few guys in their garages in the suburbs. ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Wolf’s “guitar style” is “respected.” By whom? His mom? ๐Ÿ‘ต

And let’s not forget Mark Tornillo, the dude who replaced the original singer. He’s now the “longest-reigning frontman.” ๐ŸŽ‰ Congrats, Mark! You won the participation trophy! ๐Ÿ†

Accept is a “guarantee of high quality.” LOL! ๐Ÿ˜‚ And their albums reach the “top of the charts.” Which charts? The ones in assisted living facilities? ๐Ÿฅ

They even toured with KK’s Priest! ๐Ÿค A match made in… mediocrity? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Here’s a random YouTube video because why not? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ And a poster for the M3 Rock Festival featuring David Lee Roth! ๐Ÿคก Because nothing says “heavy metal” like a dude in spandex. ๐Ÿคฎ

In conclusion, Accept is still Accept. Which is to say, old, irrelevant, and desperately clinging to the past. ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด But hey, at least they’re still trying, right? …Right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chordโ€™s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competitionโ€”and won both categories.

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