Air Traffic Controllers vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious (Not Really) Disaster
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re interviewing some has-been “expert” about air traffic control during the government shutdown…
Day: November 3, 2025
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…
Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…
“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)
🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…
Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s the case of Sam Bankman-Fried,…
Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)
The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie…
Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning
Huggies to Buy Tylenol?! Sounds Like a Diaper Rash Cure Conspiracy! Huggies’ maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol’s parent company Kenvue…