Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. This guy is facing bipartisan criticism for a racist post about the crowd at a University of Texas football game, and now a CNN investigation has uncovered some pretty disturbing social media posts from his past. It turns out French has been advocating for public executions for political opponents, including former President Barack Obama. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up.
I’m reading through these posts, and it’s like something out of a bad movie. French is calling for executions, gallows, and hangings, and it’s not just limited to Obama. He’s also targeting other government officials, including Adam Schiff, who’s now a US senator. It’s like he’s trying to outdo himself in a game of “who can be the most extreme.” And the best part is, he’s not even apologizing for it. He’s just doubling down and saying his detractors are “less conservative.”
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “Big Elephant, this is just a fringe candidate, what’s the big deal?” But here’s the thing: French is running to lead the Texas Railroad Commission, which has broad authority over the state’s oil and gas industry. This is a powerful position, folks, and we’re talking about someone who thinks public executions are a good idea. It’s like something out of a dystopian novel.
I’m looking at the responses from other Republicans, and it’s like they’re trying to distance themselves from French without actually condemning him. Karl Rove, a longtime GOP strategist, said he’d vote for the Democrat in the race, while Texas Sen. John Cornyn said he wouldn’t vote for French. But Gov. Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton are still backing him, despite all the controversy. It’s like they’re trying to have it both ways.
As I’m reading through these articles, I’m seeing that French has a history of making provocative statements. He’s called for deporting 100 million people, suggested that Republicans should embrace Islamophobia, and even advocated for public executions for government officials. It’s like he’s trying to be the most outrageous person in the room. And yet, he’s still getting support from some prominent Republicans.
The more I read about French, the more I’m convinced that this guy is a few fries short of a happy meal. I mean, who calls for public executions in the 21st century? It’s like he’s trying to take us back to the Wild West or something. And the fact that he’s getting support from some Republicans is just mind-boggling.
In conclusion, folks, this story is just crazy. We’ve got a Republican nominee in Texas who’s advocating for public executions, and some prominent Republicans are still backing him. It’s like they’re trying to outdo each other in a game of “who can be the most extreme.” As I always say, you can’t make this stuff up. And the best part is, French is still running for office, so we’ll get to see more of this circus in the coming months. Buckle up, folks, it’s going to be a wild ride!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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