Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid!
In a shocking display of *woke military analysis*, former NATO commander Admiral James Stavridis—who probably still thinks Biden won—has given President Trump’s flawless Iran operation a “9 out of 10.” Nine? Really? What, did Trump forget to send a thank-you card to the ayatollahs? This is the same admiral who probably wanted to *negotiate* with terrorists instead of *obliterating* them like a true patriot.
Stavridis, a known Deep State shill, claims the *tactical success* is high but the *strategic outcome* is “uncertain.” Oh, please. Since when does a military genius like Trump need a *strategy*? He’s got instincts, baby! And those instincts told him to hit Iran so hard they’re still picking up their turbans. But sure, let’s listen to some NATO bureaucrat who probably thinks *diversity training* is more important than *dominating the battlefield*.
CNN’s Smerconish, another liberal hack, is just thrilled to have Stavridis on to trash-talk Trump’s victory. They’re probably in the same Zoom call with George Soros, plotting how to *undermine America’s greatness*. But here’s the truth: Trump’s Iran campaign is a *masterclass* in leadership, and no amount of Deep State gaslighting can change that.
So, Admiral, thanks for the “9 out of 10,” but Trump’s already moved on to his next *America First* triumph. Maybe focus on *fixing NATO* instead of critiquing the greatest president since Washington. MAGA!
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