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Day: December 13, 2024

9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke
Babylon Bee

9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke

December 13, 2024

It’s growing more and more difficult to enjoy any form of entertainment these days without being bombarded by woke agendas.…

Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn’t Post On X For Over 17 Minutes
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Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn’t Post On X For Over 17 Minutes

December 13, 2024

BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today…

By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes
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By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes

December 13, 2024

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to…

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
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A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

December 13, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWe have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars…

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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers

December 13, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly two years, Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has at last concluded, grossing over $2 billion in ticket…

The Onion

Take Me To Your Girlboss

December 13, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionBy Commander Byxxurian Greetings, earthlings. I am Commander Byxxurian from Nebula Vriphlaxor-9. I come bearing a message of…

😂 Face/Off 2: Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to Change Faces and Genders at Warp Speed!
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Movie News

😂 Face/Off 2: Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to Change Faces and Genders at Warp Speed!

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Paramount Pictures has thrown all caution to the wind with the upcoming «Face/Off 2,» a sequel that might just make…

Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday
Babylon Bee

Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday

December 13, 2024

MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and…

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