OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed masses, with their PRESENCE through the annual “Days of Play” event and some, uh, “free” games on PlayStation Plus. Let’s see what digital garbage they’re throwing our way this time…
So, apparently, Sony, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just after counting the dwindling subscriber numbers📉), decided to unleash “Days of Play 2025” upon us. 🎉According to a thrilling post on the PlayStation Blog (which I’m sure everyone reads religiously 🙄), they’re adding some “content” to PlayStation Plus. Get ready to be amazed, folks! Expect “major discounts” (probably 5% off a game you already own) and “community activities” (aka trying to carry noobs in Destiny 2 raids). Let’s be real, we’re all just here for the freebies, even if they’re usually shovelware. 🗑️
June 2025 PlayStation Plus Additions: Prepare for Disappointment! 🤣
- NBA 2K25 | PS5, PS4 (available June 3 for all tiers) – Oh great, another year, another slightly updated roster. 🏀 Get ready to spend more money on virtual clothes for your digital avatar! 💸
- Alone in the Dark (2024) | PS5 (available June 3 for all tiers) – Remember when this was supposed to be good? 👻 Yeah, me neither. Prepare for jump scares and questionable story decisions. 😬
- Bomb Rush Cyberfunk | PS5, PS4 (available June 3for all tiers) – Okay, this one actually looks kinda cool. 😎 But let’s be honest, you’ll play it for an hour and then go back to Destiny. 🤷♂️
- Destiny 2: The Final Shape | PS5, PS4 (available May 28 for all tiers) – The “final” shape… until the next expansion is announced next month. 🤣 Get ready to grind, Guardians! Your addiction awaits. 😈
- Another Crab’s Treasure | PS5 (available May 29 for Premium and Extra tiers) – A soulslike… but with crabs? 🦀 I guess they’re running out of ideas. 🙄 Prepare to die… a lot. 💀
- Skull and Bones | PS5 (available June 2 for Premium and Extra tiers) – Remember when this game was announced like, a decade ago? 🏴☠️ Well, it’s finally here, and it’s… well, it’s a game. Don’t expect too much. 😒
- Destiny 2: Legacy Collection | PS5, PS4 (available June 4 for Premium and Extra tiers) – More Destiny 2? Really? 🙄 Sony, are you trying to tell us something? Maybe that we should just give up and embrace the grind? 😩
- Grand Theft Auto III | PS4, PS5 (available June 10 for Premium and Extra tiers) – Ah, the classic. 🚗 But let’s be real, you’ve probably already played it a million times. Nostalgia bait, anyone? 🎣
- Myst | PS5, PS4 (PlayStation Classic, for Premium and Deluxe tiers) – For the boomers out there who remember dial-up internet and actually enjoyed this game. 👴 Prepare for pixelated puzzles and existential dread. 🤯
- Riven | PS5, PS4 (PlayStation Classic, for Premium and Deluxe tiers) – See above, but even more confusing. 😵💫 Good luck figuring out what’s going on! 🤷♀️
But wait, there’s more! 🎁 For those of you who actually pay extra for the Premium and Deluxe tiers (bless your souls 🙏),
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
