Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President Trump to the Epstein saga. As if we didn’t know the swamp was deep! They claim a “resurgence of interest” in Epstein because the President is “trying to shift attention away from the topic.” Give me a break! President Trump is too busy making America great again to worry about some washed-up conspiracy.
Of course, the sheep are lapping it up. Book sales are up, Netflix is streaming, and YouTube is aflutter with anti-Trump propaganda. CNN even dragged out some reporter who thinks the government is covering things up. News flash: the only thing the government is covering up is the Democrats’ radical, socialist agenda!
And what’s this about a lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal? More media bias, plain and simple. They can’t stand that President Trump is exposing their lies. But don’t worry, folks, we see through their games. We know the truth, and we stand with our President! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
