OMG! 🚨 You guys are *not* going to believe this. Another documentary? Seriously? 🙄 It’s called “Cover-Up,” and apparently, it’s about some guy named Seymour Hersh, who, according to the description, is a “Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter.” Like, who even cares about journalism anymore? 😴 Isn’t everything just fake news anyway? 😂 But wait, it gets better! It’s a “political thriller” that “traces the explosive career” of this dude. Explosive? More like “yawn-plosive,” amirite? 🤣 And it’s an “indictment of institutional violence.” Oh, boo-hoo. 😭 Sounds like a real snooze-fest if you ask me. 👎
Like, they even have “exclusive access to Hersh’s notes.” 📝 Who keeps notes anymore? Just Google it, duh! 🙄 And there’s “archival footage”! 🎞️ Ooh, so exciting! 😐 I’m sure it’s riveting stuff, like watching paint dry. 😴 Apparently, it “captures the power and process of investigative journalism.” More like the power and process of falling asleep. 💤
So, these super-important directors 🙄, Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus (never heard of them 🤷♀️), are the geniuses behind this masterpiece. And get this, you can read a review of it! A whole review! Who has time to read reviews when there are cat videos to watch? 😹
It’s gracing Netflix on December 26th, 2025. Mark your calendars, folks! 🎉 Or, you know, just binge-watch something actually entertaining. Like, anything else. 😜
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
