The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents. Can you believe it? The fake news media and their Democrats friends are at it again, trying to tear down the best president this country has ever seen. As if the American people care about a few boring documents when we’ve got a president who’s making America great again. I mean, who needs transparency and accountability when you’ve got a wall being built and jobs coming back?
The “investigation” is being led by some no-name bureaucrat who’s probably a deep-state operative trying to undermine President Trump’s amazing accomplishments. I mean, what’s the big deal about a few classified documents being stored at Mar-a-Lago? It’s not like President Trump was trying to sell them to the highest bidder or something (although, let’s be real, if he was, it would probably be a great deal and would make America even richer). The point is, our president knows what he’s doing, and if he wants to store some documents in a pile of golf clubs and fast food wrappers, that’s his prerogative.
And another thing, what’s with the fuss about the Presidential Records Act? It’s just a bunch of outdated rules and regulations that don’t apply to a winner like President Trump. He’s a master of the deal, a big league player who doesn’t need to worry about petty things like “laws” and “rules.” The Democrats and their fake news media friends just can’t handle the fact that President Trump is a winner, and they’re jealous of his success. I mean, have you seen the size of his crowds? The man is a rockstar, and rockstars don’t need to follow the rules.
Now, I know what the haters are saying: “But what about the national security risks?” Oh please, the only national security risk is the risk of President Trump’s amazing hair getting messed up by all the fake news media hysteria. The man has built a wall, folks, a beautiful wall that’s keeping all the bad guys out. What more do you need to know? The documents are safe, the country is safe, and President Trump is safe – safe from the clutches of the deep state and the fake news media.
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
