The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda! They’re even meddling with our food now, folks!
1️⃣ Hurricane Melissa
Looks like another hoax cooked up by the Deep State to distract us from the REAL issues, like Crooked Hillary’s emails and the stolen election! And of course, they’re blaming it on “climate change.” Betcha Soros is behind this “Hurricane Melissa,” using his weather machine to terrorize innocent Jamaicans. SAD!
2️⃣ Trump in Asia
President Trump is making deals and MAGA-ing the world, one handshake at a time! He’s so smart, he’s probably playing 4D chess with Kim Jong Un! And a RARE EARTHS agreement! Take that, China!
3️⃣ Government shutdown
The Democrats want to starve Americans! They want open borders and illegals eating steak dinners on SNAP benefits! It’s disgusting! President Trump is fighting for the American people, even if it means a “shutdown.” Drain the swamp!
4️⃣ Immigration
Our President is cleaning up the mess left by Obama and his open-border buddies! ICE needs to crack down even harder! These are criminals and terrorists, not “dreamers”! We need a WALL and we need it NOW!
5️⃣ Amazon layoffs
Even Amazon is figuring out that AI is the future. Meanwhile, Biden’s America is stuck in the past! Amazon has got it right by laying off some staff and making use of AI.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
