Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch video games instead of some dude’s boring life 😴. And now, it’s, like, the ONLY live streaming platform, which is kinda sad for everyone else, TBH. Let’s dive into how they became the supreme overlords of the internet… or something.
Shortly after Twitch yeeted itself from Justin.tv (RIP), it, like, totally eclipsed its parent and also took down Own3d.tv 💀, who probably went to go cry in a corner. Then, the big bad Amazon swooped in and bought Twitch for, like, a billion dollars 🤑. Viewership went up, and now everyone thinks Twitch is the only streaming platform that exists. Talk about an ego boost.
I chatted with Mary Kish at TwitchCon 10 (yes, I’m important) about their “community.” 🙄 According to her, it’s the KEY to success. “Twitch is, like, the BEST place to go live,” she said, probably while sipping some artisanal water. “Our community is so deep and meaningful. They, like, grow and bond and stuff. So they NEVER wanna leave.” Yeah, okay, sure. Whatever you say, Mary. 🙄
The growth continued, blah, blah, blah. More users, more channels, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and they also killed YouTube Gaming 🔪, which is kinda savage, not gonna lie.
Twitch’s secret weapon? The amazing tools and perks they offer, obviously. “Community gifts are, like, a BIG deal,” said Mike Minton, the Chief Product Officer (fancy title, much?).
“We didn’t even realize how much people wanted to be big supporters and welcome new members,” Minton droned on. “It was just, like, a pleasant surprise.” Yeah, a “pleasant surprise” that made them millions 💰.
“The tools and perks that Twitch offered over any alternative platform was a big contributing factor in the company overtaking existing companies and holding back any newcomers.”
The pandemic was, like, the BEST thing to ever happen to Twitch, because suddenly everyone was bored and desperate for content. Creators and viewers flocked to the platform, making Twitch even MORE powerful 💪.
But it hasn’t been all sunshine and rainbows 🌈. YouTube Gaming tried to make a comeback, but failed miserably because they didn’t have enough bells and whistles ✨.
And then there’s KICK, which sounds kinda sus, TBH. It has “serious investors” (read: shady gambling connections) and “former faces from Twitch” (read: people who couldn’t handle the heat). Plus, apparently there’s a lot of “toxic behaviour.” No thanks, I’ll pass 🙅♀️.
According to Minton, Twitch’s challengers just can’t compete. “We have a business model that works, and we’re, like, totally transparent,” he said. Yeah, transparent about how much money they’re making 🤑.
Minton also bragged about their partnerships with hardware and software companies. Because, you know, being compatible with everything is SOOO important. 🙄
And now, they’re adding even MORE features, like streaming with META’s AI Glasses 👓 (because who needs real eyes?) and Streamlabs’ Stream Shift (because multitasking is SOOO hard). They’re also letting long-form video creators livestream, because apparently, those people need even MORE attention.
“People are using live streaming to connect with their audience authentically,” Minton said. Yeah, “authentically” sell them merch and beg for donations. 🙄
The last piece of the puzzle is discoverability, which has always been Twitch’s biggest weakness. But they’re trying to fix it with stories, vertical and horizontal streaming, and autoclips. Because, you know, more content = more viewers = more money 💰.
I tried to get some juicy secrets out of Minton and Kish, but they wouldn’t budge. Typical. Anyway, Twitch is still the king of live streaming, and probably will be for a while. Other platforms can try to dethrone them, but let’s be real, they don’t stand a chance. 🤷♀️
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