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Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Noting that the fasteners commonly found on most trousers were not merely ornamental, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy issued an advisory to the American public Thursday in which he clarified that people were supposed to be able to button their pants. “It should be a smooth effortless action that involves no protracted struggle to connect the
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Read MoreThe OnionWhether you’re spending time with cherished family members or new friends, skipping small talk and diving into deeper…
Read MoreThe OnionMANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a…
Read MoreThe OnionFirst lady Jill Biden announced that she is stepping down from her teaching position at Northern Virginia Community…
