OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking a vacation? 🌴🍹 I guess not when there are souls to be tormented and controllers to be smashed. 🎮💥
So, while they’re busy patching Elden Ring: Nightreign (because let’s be honest, it’s still kinda broken 🤪) and working on that oh-so-exclusive The Duskbloods for the Nintendo Switch 2 (which, let’s face it, nobody can actually find 😂), there’s a rumor that they’re secretly toiling away on something else. A “multiplatform” title, no less! 🤯 As if we needed MORE reasons to throw our money at them! 💸💸💸
MP1st (whoever they are 🤔) claims that FromSoftware, the masters of suffering (both in-game and IRL 😭), are hard at work on this mystery project, codenamed “FMC.” 🕵️♂️ Ooh, so mysterious! 👻 What could it possibly mean? “Frustratingly Masochistic Combat?” “F*** My Controller?” Place your bets, folks! 💰
Apparently, this “FMC” is in the “deep stages” of development. 🏊♀️ Deep like the lore in Dark Souls? 📚 Deep like the hole in my wallet after buying all their games? 🕳️ Someone save me! 🆘
Back in the day, Elden Ring was codenamed “Great Rune.” 📝 So, obviously, “FMC” stands for “Fabulous Murderous Chickens,” right? 🐔🔪 It makes perfect sense! 🤡
The report claims this game could be PLAYABLE next year! 🗓️ As if my backlog wasn’t already a mile long. 🤦♂️ But hey, who needs sleep when you can die repeatedly to the same boss for hours on end? 😴💀
Since The Duskbloods is coming in 2026 (allegedly), and they’ve already shown off gameplay (which, TBH, looks kinda sus 🤨), this “FMC” title is being kept under tighter wraps than my grandma’s secret cookie recipe. 🍪🤫
Now, here’s where it gets REALLY interesting. 🤔 Previous FromSoftware codenames starting with “F” were related to Dark Souls or Armored Core. 🤖 Could this be Dark Souls 4: Prepare to Cry Edition? 😭 Or maybe Armored Core: Now With More Explosions!? 💥 Either way, I’m already hyped! (And terrified! 😨)
But wait, there’s a twist! 😈 What if “FMC” is actually related to The Duskbloods? 🤯 Maybe it’s a secret prequel? A spin-off? Or maybe it’s just a clever marketing ploy to get us even MORE hyped for the Switch 2. 🤪
Of course, since this is all based on a report with no named sources, we should probably take it with a grain of salt. 🧂 But let’s be real, we’re all gonna believe it anyway, aren’t we? 🤡 We’re FromSoftware addicts, and we’re always chasing that next hit of soul-crushing difficulty. 💉😩
So, what do you think “FMC” stands for? Let me know in the comments! 👇 And don’t forget to like and subscribe for more totally legit gaming news! 👍🔔 (Disclaimer: May not be totally legit. 😉)
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
⚖️ ENTER THE LEGALIZER
Think the government has no idea what it's doing? Put your case before the Federal Case Terminal and find out.
