Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little hearts, has decided that the world desperately NEEDS a HallowScreamCon in October 2026. Yes, you read that right, 2026! Plenty of time to sell your grandma’s antique spoon collection to afford a plane ticket to the shimmering abyss of Las Vegas. 💰🥄✈️
So, apparently, HallowScreamCon is hitting Vegas from October 1st to 4th, 2026. Prepare yourselves for a deluge of overpriced merchandise, questionable celebrity appearances, and enough fake blood to make your local hospital jealous. They say it’s a celebration of horror across film, gaming, music, art, and other media. Translation: a giant corporate cash grab disguised as a “fan experience.” But hey, who are we to judge? Maybe you’ll finally get to meet that guy who played Zombie #3 in that direct-to-video flick you’ve only seen on VHS. Dreams DO come true! 🧟♂️
And because every self-respecting con needs a YouTube trailer that looks like it was edited by a caffeinated squirrel, here’s the obligatory announcement video. Watch it if you dare, but don’t blame us if you suddenly develop an uncontrollable urge to buy a $500 replica of Freddy Krueger’s glove. 🐿️☕🧤
Screen Masters International, the brains behind this… endeavor, claims to have worked with some big names. Simon Rhee, stunt performer for *The Dark Knight Rises*? Okay, that’s kinda cool. John Semper, writer for *Spider-Man: The Animated Series*? Now we’re talking! Heath Corson, writer for *Scream: The TV Series*? Wait, there was a *Scream* TV series? And Devyn Dalton, stunt performer for HBO’s *The Last of Us*? Alright, alright, they might actually have some talent involved. Or maybe they just Googled “people who worked on semi-popular things” and hoped for the best. 🤷♀️
But what exactly can you expect at this glorious monument to all things spooky? Buckle up, buttercups, because the list is… extensive:
- Major Film, TV, Music, and Gaming Activations: World-exclusive previews? Celebrity panels? Live performances? Major brand activations? Sounds like a commercial break masquerading as entertainment. But hey, maybe you’ll get a free t-shirt. 👕
- Global Artist Pavilion: A chance to view and purchase original works from international artists, animators, authors, and comic creators. Translation: overpriced fan art that you’ll probably regret buying the moment you get home. But hey, support the arts! (Just maybe not with your rent money.) 🖼️💸
- ScreamLabs: Pitch Fest: Pitch your horror ideas to industry executives in the “Frankenstein Laboratory.” Because nothing says “creative inspiration” like a sterile convention hall decorated with plastic skulls. 💀💡
- The Paranormal Zone: Ghost stories, urban legends, and real-life paranormal investigations led by “experts.” Prepare for tales of blurry photos, unexplained noises, and the overwhelming feeling that you’ve wasted your money. 👻📸
- SFX Makeup Stage: Watch “Masters of Makeup” recreate iconic film looks. Perfect for learning how to make yourself look convincingly undead for your next office meeting. 🧟♀️💼
- The Black Cat Walk: A costume and cosplay competition judged by celebrities. Get ready for some serious shade and maybe, just maybe, a participation trophy. 🏆😼
- World-Class Live Entertainment: Stunt shows, acting performances, musical acts, and main stage events. Prepare to be mildly entertained while simultaneously questioning your life choices. 🎭🎶🤔
- HallowScream SINema: Nightly screenings of classic, indie, and world-premiere horror films. Finally, a chance to watch a movie in a crowded room with strangers who are probably coughing. 🍿😷
- The HallowScream Ball: Music from live bands, DJs, and performers. Because nothing says “horror” like awkwardly shuffling on a dance floor while trying to avoid eye contact. 💃🕺😬
- Little Screamers Sunday: Games, activities, and costumed characters for younger horror fans. A great way to traumatize your children and ensure they need therapy for the rest of their lives. 🤡🧸😱
- Vendors and Installations: Wander through hundreds of vendors, pop-up shops, tech showcases, and art installations. Prepare to be bombarded with advertisements and tempted to buy things you absolutely don’t need. 🛍️💸😵💫
And of course, because no con is complete without a generic stock photo, here’s a picture of… something. Probably related to horror. Or maybe just a random image they found on Google. Who knows? 🤷♂️
Screen Masters International CEO Kelly-Marie Warnell gushes that HallowScreamCon is “more than just a convention—it’s a global celebration of imagination.” Right, because nothing says “imagination” like paying exorbitant prices to stand in line for hours. She adds that “Las Vegas provides the perfect stage for this groundbreaking experience.” Yes, because nothing says “horror” like gambling away your life savings while surrounded by flashing lights and the faint scent of desperation. 🎰💸😬
So, if you’re a die-hard horror fan with a spare kidney to sell, HallowScreamCon might just be your cup of tea. Or maybe it’s just a giant, overhyped money pit designed to prey on your love of all things spooky. Either way, we’ll be here, watching from a safe distance and judging you from our couches. Happy screaming! 🛋️📺😈
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