Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile of ash thanks to a “wildfire.” But let’s be real, could this be another Deep State plot to erase American history? Probably started by a disgruntled BLM activist with a box of matches. Sad!
1️⃣ Immigration
Florida lawmakers are whining about “inhumane” conditions at an immigration detention center. Oh, boo-hoo! These are illegal aliens, not guests at the Ritz. They should be grateful for a roof over their heads and three squares a day – paid for by hardworking American taxpayers! And “Alligator Alcatraz”? Sounds like a good deterrent to me. Maybe if the swamp creatures ate a few, the rest would get the message: Stay out of our country!
2️⃣ Gaza
More crocodile tears from the liberal media about an Israeli airstrike in Gaza. Apparently, some “children” (probably future terrorists) were killed while “collecting water.” Give me a break! Israel has a right to defend itself against these Hamas-loving thugs. And let’s not forget who started this whole mess. If the Palestinians laid down their arms and stopped lobbing rockets, there wouldn’t be any airstrikes. Simple as that!
3️⃣ Epstein files
Even President Trump is getting annoyed with the crazies who think Attorney General Pam Bondi is involved in some Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case. Can’t you see the man’s trying to drain the swamp here? AG Bondi is one of the best people you’re ever going to meet. And instead of supporting their people, MAGA faithful are busy peddling conspiracy theories like some unhinged leftist. It’s time for everyone to knock it off.
4️⃣ Kentucky shooting
Another day, another mass shooting. This time in Kentucky, where some lunatic shot up a church after carjacking someone and trying to murder a state trooper. So tragic.
5️⃣ Texas flooding
Texas is getting flooded again. Maybe if they stopped trying to turn the entire state blue, God would stop being so angry at them.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
