Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest, most terrifying movie to hit the cinemas – FALL 2! 🎥😱 I mean, who doesn’t love a good survival thriller that makes you question your life choices and wonder why you ever thought heights were a good idea? 🤔💀 And let’s be real, the first one was a wild ride, but this sequel is promising to be even more intense and adrenaline-fueled… or should I say, adrenaline-fueled and possibly-PTSD-inducing? 😂🤯
So, FALL 2 stars the talented Harriet Slater (you know, from Outlander, Belgravia, and Pennyworth – yeah, she’s a total boss 👑), Arsema Thomas (Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story, because who doesn’t love a good Bridgerton spin-off? 🙄), and Tom Brittney (Grantchester, because, you know, more British people in British shows 🙃). The story follows Jax (Slater) as she discovers her late sister’s bucket-list journal and decides to take on the infamous plank walk of Mount Kwan in Thailand with her sister’s friend Luce (Thomas). Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong with walking on a tiny plank 11,000 feet in the air? 🏔️😂 I mean, it’s not like they’ll get stuck in a landslide or anything… oh wait, that’s exactly what happens! 😱
The filmmaking team behind FALL 2 is like a dream team of horror and suspense masters – Jonathan Frank and Scott Mann are back, and they’ve brought the Spierig Brothers (Daybreakers, Predestination, Jigsaw, Winchester) along for the ride. It’s like they’re trying to create a movie that will give you nightmares for weeks… and honestly, I’m here for it! 🎃😈 The trailer is already giving me vertigo, and I’m pretty sure I’ll be watching the whole movie through my fingers, praying that the characters don’t, you know, fall off the mountain or anything… 🙏🏼👀
But hey, if you’re feeling brave (or just plain reckless), FALL 2 is hitting cinemas across the UK and Ireland on September 9. So, grab some popcorn, hold onto your seat, and try not to scream too loudly… or do, I won’t judge you 😂🍿. And don’t forget to check out the new poster artwork, because, let’s be real, it’s pretty cool 😎.
I mean, seriously though, who comes up with this stuff? “Hey, let’s take a plank walk on a mountain and see what happens!” 🤦♀️ It’s like they’re trying to win some kind of bet on who can come up with the most creative way to get stuck on a mountain… 🏔️💸. But hey, at least it makes for a good movie, right? 🎥👍
So, are you guys excited for FALL 2? Have you seen the trailer? Are you planning on watching it in cinemas? Let me know in the comments below! 💬 And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even check out the previous post about The Weight, or the next post about Wicker, because why not? 🤷♀️👉
Oh, and one more thing – if you do decide to watch FALL 2, please don’t say I didn’t warn you… 😈👻. It’s not like I’m trying to troll you or anything (okay, maybe a little), but seriously, this movie is going to be intense, and I don’t want to be responsible for any PTSD or anxiety attacks… 😂🙅♀️. So, proceed with caution, and don’t forget to breathe! 👅💨
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
