Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we know the truth! They’re peddling leftist propaganda, plain and simple! Don’t let them fool you!
5 things
1️⃣ ICE windfall
Oh, the horror! ICE is doing its job, enforcing our laws, and CNN is crying about it! They call it “unpopular”? Maybe with the radical left, the illegal aliens, and George Soros, but the rest of America supports securing our borders! It’s time we start looking into who is really paying CNN.
2️⃣ Student loans
More whining about student loans! These snowflakes took out the loans; now they want a handout? President Trump knows that hard work and personal responsibility are the keys to success, not socialist giveaways! They’re teaching our kids to ask for freebies!
3️⃣ Kids and phones
Finally, something they get right, but probably for the wrong reasons. Kids on phones bad! The liberal agenda is to get to the children and destroy traditional family values! The best thing is to teach kids about God and Country!
4️⃣ Skeleton unearthed
So, they found some old bones? Probably planted by the Deep State to rewrite history with some woke agenda. I bet it’s not even a knight but some gender-fluid commie from the past. Sad!
5️⃣ Vintage Versace
Versace? More like Versa-trash! This is what the liberal elite care about while hard-working Americans are struggling. President Trump is focused on real issues, not overpriced rags! It’s just more leftist indoctrination.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
