Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply of hearing aids for those in attendance. The Electric Summer festival is upon us, folks, and it’s bringing with it a who’s who of synth-pop legends and newbies alike. Because apparently, retirement is just a suggestion in the music industry, and everyone is still going strong, or at least strong enough to make an appearance on stage. I mean, who needs peace and quiet when you can have a festival, right? The event, brainchild of Jez Damsell, promises to be a “very different proposition” from other 80s festivals, which is code for “we’re going to pack as many acts as possible into one day and hope the crowd doesn’t get too tired”.
A Lineup That’s Sure to Please
The headliner of this extravaganza is none other than Howard Jones, because who doesn’t love a good dose of 80s nostalgia? He’ll be joined by fellow electronic trailblazers Heaven 17 and Blancmange, as well as a slew of newer acts like Mesh, Black Nail Cabaret, Agency-V, and Neon Fields. And, of course, no festival would be complete without a DJ, so internationally renowned DJ and remixer Paul Dakeyne will be spinning his magical tunes throughout the day. It’s like a match made in heaven, or at least in a time capsule from the 80s.
A Competition Fit for a King (or Queen)
Now, on to the good stuff – the competition. One lucky winner will receive an exclusive luxury package for two, complete with VIP entry tickets, early festival entry, access to a prime marquee location, unlimited food and drinks, and even a two-night stay at a hotel. Because what’s a festival without a little bit of pampering, right? And for the runner-up, a pair of general admission tickets, because who doesn’t love standing in a crowded field with a warm beer in their hand? The closing date for the competition is August 2, 2026, so get those entries in quickly. I’m sure the winner will be thrilled to receive their prize, and the runner-up will be delighted to have the chance to experience the festival in all its glory.
Full Disclosure
For those who are interested in the nitty-gritty details, the competition terms and conditions, as well as the privacy policy, can be found on the Anthem Publishing website. Because who doesn’t love reading through pages of fine print, right? But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the chance to win those coveted tickets. And if you’re one of the lucky ones, you’ll be treated to a day of synth-pop heaven, complete with all the nostalgia and excitement that comes with it.
A Festival to Remember
The Electric Summer festival promises to be a day to remember, with a lineup that’s sure to please even the most discerning music lover. And with the Nordoff & Robbins Music Therapy charity benefiting from every ticket sold, you can feel good about your music festival habits. So mark your calendars for August 30, 2026, and get ready for a day of music, mayhem, and possibly a few damaged eardrums. It’s going to be a wild ride, folks, and I’m sure the music historians are already preparing fresh shelves for the inevitable box set that will follow. Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and a vinyl pressing plant somewhere just burst into tears. The remaster economy remains undefeated, and the farewell tour count has officially entered scientific notation. Nobody truly retires in this industry; they merely wait for the 40th anniversary edition. Nature is healing, and another deluxe edition has appeared. It’s just another day in the world of music, folks.
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
