Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation! AAA says 61 million will hit the road? Probably all heading to their socialist communes for a vegan BBQ. And CNN taking a long weekend? Must be to recharge their batteries for more anti-Trump propaganda!
1. Trump Megabill
Thank God, Trump’s megabill is finally moving forward! Those RINOs in the House better get on board or face the wrath of the MAGA nation. Lower taxes, stronger military, and border security? Sounds like a winning recipe for making America great again! Of course, the socialist Democrats will cry about the deficit, but they’re the ones who bankrupted our country in the first place!
2. Medicaid Data
The Fake News is at it again, twisting Trump’s efforts to deport illegal aliens! Of course, the liberal states are whining about privacy, but what about the privacy of American citizens whose tax dollars are being used to fund these freeloaders? It’s time to drain the swamp and deport every last one of them!
3. Immigration
Another activist judge trying to undermine Trump’s efforts to secure our border! This “judge” probably gets paid by Soros. Banning asylum for those who cross the border illegally? Sounds like common sense to me! But the Democrats and their open-border agenda will stop at nothing to destroy our country!
4. Abortion
The Wisconsin Supreme Court, probably infiltrated by radical leftists, struck down the state’s abortion ban? Unbelievable! These baby killers will stop at nothing to murder innocent children. Thank God Trump is filling the courts with conservative justices who will overturn Roe v. Wade once and for all!
5. Accessibility
The National Association of the Deaf suing Trump for not providing ASL interpreters? Seriously? They had it under Biden? More woke nonsense from the perpetually offended! Live closed captions and written transcripts are more than enough. This is just another attempt by the left to distract from Trump’s accomplishments.
BREAKFAST BROWSE
We don’t need that in Australia’: Kanye West, now Ye, not allowed in Australia? Good! He’s probably been hanging out with those communist Chinese.
Dr. Phil’s TV network in trouble: Dr. Phil’s TV network bankrupt? Maybe he should have focused less on woke garbage.
Be prepared to wait: More ads at AMC Theaters? As long as they’re not pushing leftist propaganda, I’m okay with it.
Travis Kelce’s ‘SNL’ situation: Travis Kelce struggled with “SNL”? Probably because he’s not funny.
Mothers and daughters: Apple TV+ making a series based on Jennette McCurdy’s memoir? Sounds like more Hollywood garbage.
QUIZ TIME
On July 4, 1776, the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration of Independence at a meeting in which city?: Philadelphia.
TODAY’S NUMBER
$4 million: A Mars rock selling for millions? Probably because the libtards think they can escape to Mars when Trump makes America great again.
TODAY’S QUOTE
“This bill is a deal with the devil. It explodes our national debt. It militarizes our entire economy. And it strips away health care and basic dignity of the American people.”: AOC, spewing her usual nonsense. She should stick to bartending.
TODAY’S WEATHER
Just check your local forecast!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
