Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right here: DRAGONFORCE is going on a European headlining tour next spring! 🎉 I mean, I know what you’re thinking, “Has the world finally ended and the metal gods have descended upon us to bring forth a reckoning of epic power metal?” And to that, I say… maybe? 🤷‍♂️

So, here’s the deal. The trek, featuring support from VISIONS OF ATLANTIS and WINGS OF STEEL, will kick off on April 9 in Paris, France and conclude on May 8 in Manchester, United Kingdom. Because, you know, the Europeans need a little more metal in their lives. I mean, have you seen the state of the EU lately? 🤣 They could use a good dose of DRAGONFORCE to spice things up.

Tickets will go on sale at 10 a.m. CET on Wednesday, September 30, with local pre-sales starting at 10 a.m. CET on Monday, September 28. So, you know, set your alarms, metalheads! 📣 You wouldn’t want to miss out on the opportunity to experience the mighty DRAGONFORCE live and in person. I mean, it’s not like you’ll be able to hear them from space or anything… although, that’s not entirely impossible, given the sheer intensity of their music. 🚀

The New Era of DRAGONFORCE

According to DRAGONFORCE co-founder and lead guitarist Herman Li, “We are so excited to be able to play both our new songs and a special ‘Inhuman Rampage’ set in Europe.” Oh, wow. I bet the Europeans are just quivering with anticipation. I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the unbridled energy of DRAGONFORCE’s new material, combined with the classic ‘Inhuman Rampage’ set? It’s like a match made in heaven… or hell, depending on how you look at it. 🔥

Lead vocalist Alissa White-Gluz added, “Excitement would be an understatement. I’m thrilled to be back in my usual stomping ground and bring this exciting new concert to our European fans. See you soon!” Yeah, because nothing says “excitement” like a DRAGONFORCE concert. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to play the same setlist they’ve been playing for the past 20 years or anything… oh wait, they probably will. 🙄

The New Album

DRAGONFORCE’s new, self-titled album will be released on March 19, 2027 via Napalm Records. Because, you know, the world was just missing a new DRAGONFORCE album. I mean, it’s not like they’ve been releasing the same album over and over again for the past two decades or anything… oh wait, they have. 🤦‍♂️

The album promises high energy, relentless speed, and heavy, triumphant hooks. Wow, what a unique selling point. I bet the other power metal bands are just shaking in their boots. 🤣 According to Herman Li, “This is unlike any DRAGONFORCE album you’ve ever heard, and unlike any metal albums out there.” Yeah, sure, Herman. And I’m the king of England. 👑

The era of DRAGONFORCE begins with the launch of new single “Hunger Of The Beast”, debuting through a super-charged, ass-kicking live performance video. Because, you know, the world was just missing a new DRAGONFORCE music video. I mean, it’s not like they’ve been releasing the same music videos over and over again for the past 20 years or anything… oh wait, they have. 📺

In conclusion, DRAGONFORCE is going on tour, and they’re releasing a new album. Wow, what a shock. I bet you’re all just thrilled to hear the news. 🤩 Not. 😒 Anyway, if you’re a fan of power metal, or just want to experience the sheer intensity of DRAGONFORCE live, then I suppose this is good news for you. But for the rest of us, it’s just another day, another DRAGONFORCE tour and album. 🙄

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