February on Disney+ is here to remind you that nostalgia is still a business model 💅. Whether you’re a ’70s baby clutching your vinyl collection, a Millennial still quoting *The Simpsons*, or a Gen Z-er who just discovered *Family Guy* ironically, there’s something for everyone—except maybe fans of original ideas. Let’s dive into the glorious buffet of recycled content, shall we?
Kicking things off on Feb. 4 is *The Muppet Show*, a franchise that’s had more comebacks than Cher and twice the felt. After a tumultuous history of cancellations, revivals, and Kermit’s existential crises, the gang is back with stars like Sabrina Carpenter and Maya Rudolph. It’s a one-time-only special event, which is Disney-speak for “we’ll see how the numbers look before committing to anything.”
Also joining the lineup is *E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial*, the 1982 blockbuster that’s been re-released more times than *A Star Is Born*. If you’ve never seen it, congrats on being born after the Reagan administration! Meanwhile, *Family Guy* and *American Dad* are back with new episodes on Feb. 16 and Feb. 23, respectively, because nothing says “fresh content” like a 25-year-old animated series. And for those who enjoy cinematic dumpster fires, *Morbius* arrives on Feb. 28 to close out the month. Yes, that *Morbius*—the one that made Jared Leto’s career choices look questionable even by his standards.
Enjoy the full list of Disney Plus additions for February below. It’s like a time capsule, but with more ads and fewer surprises.
New To Disney+ for February 1st
- Feb 1 – E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial (Because why let it rest in peace?)
- Feb 1 – Fifty Shades Darker (For when you want your romance with a side of cringe.)
- Feb 1 – Fifty Shades Freed (The grand finale of questionable life choices.)
- Feb 1 – Fifty Shades of Grey (The one that started it all. God help us.)
- Feb 1 – Jerry Maguire (Show me the money! And the ’90s nostalgia!)
- Feb 1 – Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (The one where The Rock wrestles a hippo.)
- Feb 1 – Notting Hill (Because Hugh Grant’s floppy hair deserves another moment.)
New to Disney+ February 2 – 11
- Feb 2 – The Five Musketeers (Five? Were the other three busy?)
- Feb 3 – Tell Me Lies (S3, New Episode) (Because lies are more fun in threes.)
- Feb 3 – Tell Me Lies: Official Podcast (New Episode) (Lies: The Extended Edition.)
- Feb 4 – The Muppet Show (The felt returns!)
- Feb 4 – We Call It Imagineering (Spoiler: It’s just marketing.)
- Feb 4 – High Potential (S2, New Episode) (Potential? More like *potential* to be canceled.)
- Feb 4 – Pole to Pole with Will Smith (New Episode) (Will travels the globe, presumably to avoid his kids.)
- Feb 4 – FX’s The Beauty (New Episode) (Beauty is pain. And so is this show.)
- Feb 4 – Will Trent (S4, New Episode) (Will Trent: Solving crimes and avoiding character development.)
- Feb 5 – Ella McCay (Who? Exactly.)
- Feb 5 – Abbott Elementary (S5, New Episode) (Still the only good thing on this list.)
- Feb 6 – Marvel’s Iron Man and his Awesome Friends (New Episode) (Iron Man’s ghost is *thrilled*.)
- Feb 6 – Jackie Brown (Because Tarantino deserves a rewatch. Or ten.)
- Feb 6 – Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+ (S1, New Episode) (Now with 20% more capitalism!)
- Feb 6 – Reservoir Dogs (For when you want your crime thriller with a side of ear trauma.)
- Feb 7 – Engineering Europe (All Episodes) (Boring? Yes. Educational? Also yes.)
- Feb 7 – The Medalist (S2, New Episode) (Medals for everyone! Even participation ones.)
- Feb 10 – The Artful Dodger (S2, All Episodes) (Dodging responsibility since 1837.)
- Feb 10 – Tell Me Lies (S3, New Episode) (Lies, lies, and more lies. It’s a *pattern*.)
- Feb 10 – Tell Me Lies: Official Podcast (New Episode) (Lies: The Podcast. Because why not?)
- Feb 11 – Hey A.J.! (New Episodes) (Hey, A.J., what’s up? Not much, just streaming.)
- Feb 11 – FX’s The Beauty (New Episode) (Beauty is pain. And so is this show. Again.)
- Feb 11 – Will Trent (S4, New Episode) (Will Trent: Still solving crimes, still avoiding growth.)
New to Disney+ February 13 – 16
- Feb 13 – Incas: The Rise and Fall (Two-Episode Premiere) (They rose, they fell, they’re on Disney+.)
- Feb 13 – Cartoonified! with Phineas and Ferb (Shorts) (All Episodes) (Phineas and Ferb: Still better than most live-action shows.)
- Feb 13 – Stay (Stay? More like *stay away* from this one.)
- Feb 14 – Chibi Tiny Tales (Shorts) (S7, Four-Episode Premiere) (Chibi: Because everything’s cuter when it’s tiny.)
- Feb 14 – The Medalist (S2, New Episode) (Medals for everyone! Even participation ones. Again.)
- Feb 16 – Family Guy (S24, Premiere Episode) (Family Guy: Still going, still controversial, still Seth MacFarlane’s paycheck.)
- Feb 16 – The Simpsons (S37, New Episodes) (The Simpsons: Proof that immortality is possible.)
New to Disney+ February 17 – 21
- Feb 17 – RoboGobo (S2, 10 Episode Premiere) (RoboGobo: Because robots need love too.)
- Feb 17 – Tell Me Lies (S3, New Episode) (Lies, lies, and more lies. It’s a *pattern*. Again.)
- Feb 17 – Tell Me Lies: Official Podcast (New Episode) (Lies: The Podcast. Because why not? Again.)
- Feb 18 – Armorsaurs (All Episodes) (Armored dinosaurs? Sign me up!)
- Feb 18 – FX’s The Beauty (New Episode) (Beauty is pain. And so is this show. Again. Again.)
- Feb 18 – The Eighth Family (All Episodes) (The eighth family? Were the other seven busy?)
- Feb 18 – Will Trent (S4, New Episode) (Will Trent: Still solving crimes, still avoiding growth. Again.)
- Feb 19 – Girl on the Run: The Hunt For America’s Most Wanted Woman (Premiere) (America’s most wanted woman? Sounds like my ex.)
- Feb 20 – Incas: The Rise and Fall (New Episodes) (They rose, they fell, they’re on Disney+. Again.)
- Feb 21 – The Medalist (S2, New Episode) (Medals for everyone! Even participation ones. Again. Again.)
New to Disney+ February 23 – 28
- Feb 23 – Paradise (S2, 3 New Episodes) (Paradise? More like *paradise lost*.)
- Feb 23 – American Dad (S21, Premiere Episode) (American Dad: Still going, still weird, still Seth MacFarlane’s other paycheck.)
- Feb 23 – Family Guy (S24, New Episodes) (Family Guy: Still going, still controversial, still Seth MacFarlane’s paycheck. Again.)
- Feb 25 – FX’s The Beauty (New Episodes) (Beauty is pain. And so is this show. Again. Again. Again.)
- Feb 25 – Will Trent (S4, New Episode) (Will Trent: Still solving crimes, still avoiding growth. Again. Again.)
- Feb 26 – Scrubs (Two-Episode Premiere) (Scrubs: Still the best medical show ever. Fight me.)
- Feb 26 – Inside the CIA: Secrets and Spies (Premiere Episode) (Secrets? Spies? Sounds like my group chat.)
- Feb 26 – To Catch a Smuggler (S10, Premiere Episode) (Smugglers? On Disney+? Bold choice.)
- Feb 27 – In the Blink of an Eye (Blink and you’ll miss it. Or just skip it.)
- Feb 27 – Miraculous World: Tokyo Stellar Force (Miraculous? More like *miraculously bad*.)
- Feb 27 – Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess (Sofia the First: Because princesses are forever.)
- Feb 27 – 9-1-1 (S9, New Episode) (9-1-1: Still the most dramatic emergency service ever.)
- Feb 27 – 9-1-1: Nashville (New Episode) (9-1-1: Nashville: Because Nashville needs emergencies too.)
- Feb 27 – Ancient Autopsy: Mysteries of the Dead (Two-Episode Premiere) (Ancient autopsy? Sounds like my dating life.)
- Feb 27 – Incas: The Rise and Fall (New Episodes) (They rose, they fell, they’re on Disney+. Again. Again.)
- Feb 28 – Danger Decoded (All Episodes) (Danger decoded? More like *dangerously boring*.)
- Feb 28 – The Medalist (S2, New Episode) (Medals for everyone! Even participation ones. Again. Again. Again.)
- Feb 28 – Morbius (Morbius: The movie that keeps on giving. Or taking, depending on your perspective.)
Although a smaller list than other streaming services, the quality of the additions, with many high-budget movies and new muppets entertainment, cannot be argued. For more news about Disney Plus, make sure to visit the Disney news page. Because why not? It’s not like you have anything better to do.
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