Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

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Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest episodes of The Simpsons won’t be on Fox, because, you know, who needs traditional TV anymore? 📺 If you’re a Simpsons completist who needs to see every single episode, you better make sure your Disney+ subscription is up to date, or you’ll be missing out on all the fun 🎉. The streamer announced today that three episodes of the show will debut over the course of the summer of 2026, but only on Disney+, because exclusivity is the new cool 🤩.

If you’re still stuck in the dark ages and don’t have a Disney+ subscription, don’t worry, you can always binge-watch the old episodes on Fox, or, you know, just pirate them online 🤫. But, if you want to see the new episodes, you’ll have to join the 21st century and get yourself a streaming service 🚀. And, let’s be real, who doesn’t love the idea of paying for yet another monthly subscription? 🤑 It’s not like you have better things to spend your money on, like avocado toast or a decent internet connection 🥑.

Here’s a trailer for the new Simpsons coming to Disney+, but let’s be real, you’re probably not even going to watch it 🤷‍♀️: [insert trailer here]. And, if you’re feeling extra lazy, you can always just read the episode descriptions instead of actually watching the episodes 📚.

Here are the details on the new shows, but, honestly, who needs details when you can just wing it? 🤪:

“Extreme Makeover: Homer Edition” (June 17)

In this Disney+ exclusive double-episode, Homer and Marge’s fun couples’ date night goes off the rails when Marge learns Homer left the kids unsupervised with only the doorbell camera as a babysitter 📸. Frustrated with her imperfect husband, a tipsy Marge stirs up a trilogy of fantasies of a different Homer 🍸. The special guest stars Betty Gilpin, with musical guests Laufey and Tegan and Sara 🎤. But, let’s be real, the only thing that’s going to get a makeover is Homer’s beer belly 🍺.

“Simpsley” (July 3)

When penniless con-artist Marge Bouvier is sent to Italy to convince wealthy sap Seymour Skinner to come home, she’s tempted by the trappings of his affluent lifestyle 🏠. But there’s a big fat fly in the ointment: Skinner’s clingy, dim-witted mooch of a houseguest, Homer Simpsley 🐜. Lies, lust and Italian lira are abound in this Disney+ exclusive Simpsons noir 🕵️‍♀️. But, honestly, who needs a plot when you have a fancy Italian setting? 🇮🇹

“Yellow Mirror” (August 26)

A defective lamp reveals a heartbreaking truth about what Homer believes is reality, and an AI-powered tablet befriends and controls Maggie 🤖. The Simpsons struggle to find the light through two dark tales of the curious and bizarre in this Disney+ exclusive 💡. But, let’s be real, the only thing that’s going to get controlled is Homer’s remote control 📺.

While Disney+ remains the exclusive streaming home for 800+ episodes of The Simpsons, most new episodes still debut first on the Fox broadcast channel 📺. They renewed the series for four more seasons back in the spring of last year — meaning you can expect new episodes to continue to air there for at least three more years 📆. (There’s also a Simpsons Movie sequel coming to theaters next fall 🍿). Still, the gradual shift to streaming still feels notable and makes you wonder: At some point, will The Simpsons become an entirely streaming franchise? 🤔 It seems possible, but, honestly, who cares? 🤷‍♀️

And, finally, if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can always check out the most random Simpsons celebrity cameos 🤩. Some very unexpected faces have appeared in Springfield over the decades, but, let’s be real, who needs celebrities when you have memes? 🤣. The Most Random Simpsons Celebrity Cameo is a thing, and it’s going to blow your mind 🤯. Or, at the very least, make you go “huh, I didn’t know that” 🤔.

So, there you have it, folks, the latest news on The Simpsons 📰. But, honestly, who needs news when you have social media? 📱. Stay tuned for more updates, or don’t, we won’t judge 🙅‍♂️. And, remember, if you’re not watching The Simpsons on Disney+, are you even living? 🤷‍♀️. The answer is no, you’re not 🙅‍♂️.

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