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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s
At what was supposed to be a legendary farewell concert for Black Sabbath in Birmingham, UK, one key band was…
‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)
Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure…
John Bush’s Wild Ride: From Armored Saint to Almost Metallica (But Not Really)
So, apparently, some dude named John Bush, who sang for ANTHRAX (lol, remember them?) and ARMORED SAINT (who?), was almost…
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